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I had a dream last night that I saved a bunch of owls that lived in tiny boxes, and I fed one meal worms and he was ok, then I had to go to a reality show challenge on Kitchen Nightmares and build a fireplace out of pasta sauce and bread with one of the mean families from the show. We didn’t win because the family I was paired up with was too busy worrying about what they were going to wear and taking selfies. When I got back to the car where the tiny box owls were they were dead except the one I fed the meal worms, and they had turned into latex casts of owls because apparently that’s what happens when owls die. 

What is wrong with me. 

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Lt. Birb shenanigans. He’s warming up to us! #birdrescue

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